Table It
A NFL football gambling podcast made by people, for people! Hosts Neeso & Gerty ramble on about what’s going on weekly in the NFL, and figure out ways to beat the bookie. The boys will break down the weekly game slates, look into league futures and talk shop about fantasy football.
Episodes
Wednesday Jun 04, 2025
Plastic Spoons vs AI
Wednesday Jun 04, 2025
Wednesday Jun 04, 2025
The Table It boys are back and fighting micro plastics so you don't have too.
-Are we building plastic spoons in our heads?
-Review of the Happy Gilmore 2 trailer.
-The McDonalds Snack Wrap returns 7/10/2025.
-The fight against AI continues and some guys have ideas about it.
-NHL and NBA Finals Week - Game 1 Previews.
-Full NFL OTAs review.
Tuesday May 27, 2025
There's Too Many Rules
Tuesday May 27, 2025
Tuesday May 27, 2025
Fight the power with a new episode of Table It Podcast.
-Oilers over Dallas. Pacers over Knicks.
-The Royals and their no one cares world tour.
-The Brett Favre Documentary and email etiquette.
-KId Cudi and his car.
-Europeans in trains.
-100 Days to the NFL season. OTAs start. Aaron Rodgers watch continues.
Tuesday May 20, 2025
NFL Schedule Drop. Caitlin Clark Has A WNBA Problem.
Tuesday May 20, 2025
Tuesday May 20, 2025
The boys are back and ready to hoop.
-Canada Post Strikes Back.
-Toronto Maple Leafs fans on unalive watch.
-Uber guys really blowing it.
-Bill and Jordon to wed (allegedly).
-Boat safety.
-The WNBA makes its glorious return and utter madness ensues online.
-NFL 2025 Schedule Review.
-NFL off season news.
Table It versus the world baby.
Tuesday May 13, 2025
NFL International Games Need To Be Tariffed Sue Me. Submarines.
Tuesday May 13, 2025
Tuesday May 13, 2025
We light the white smoke and get into one this week.
-The slow trickle of the NFL Schedule Reveal is coming to a close and we have some thoughts on that.
-Chicago Pope (Villanova) taken first overall by the Vatican Cardinals.
-CERN collider, Alchemy and something weird def happened in 2016.
-Pete Rose fulfills his lifelong MLB HoF ban.
-Bill Belichick and the fade of your heroes.
-NHL and NBA Playoffs continue to dazzle.
-Argentinian government does some spring cleaning.
-Submarine talk.
-Derby jockey hits hit whip limit.
This and a bunch more on a banger episode xoxo.
Tuesday May 06, 2025
Send Jeff Ulbrich's Son To Alcatraz*
Tuesday May 06, 2025
Tuesday May 06, 2025
Another day at the office with the boys at Table It podcast.
-Justin Tucker has been released for football reasons.
-People need to cool down about prank calls.
-We were not invited to the Met Gala, again.
-Alcatraz is back up with a Trump Hotel.
-The Kentucky Derby recap and selling horse muk.
-Hopefully GTA 6 comes out before we die.
*The Horse Seaman
Wednesday Apr 30, 2025
The Boys Are Back. The Pope Draft.
Wednesday Apr 30, 2025
Wednesday Apr 30, 2025
Get back in action - Gerty and Neeso are back off break and a lot of shit happened while we were gone.
-The boys settle the debate about 100 men versus 1 gorilla.
-The pope is dead. The Vatican Draft is officially open.
-Canada Election happened - everyone is an idiot around here.
-Bill Billichick might be tangled up with a bad lady.
-Shannon Sharpe is in deep. AB tweets why him and Big Ben have bad blood.
-WrestleMania 41 Recap. NBA and NHL Playoffs are in high heat.
-The NFL Draft has concluded. The Browns are idiots. The Giants maybe smart. Joe Flacco is the man though.
Tell everyone the boys are back in town.
Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
NFL Legal Tampering - A Juxtaposition
Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
NFL New 2025 season is back on the menu. Table It Podcast is here to please.
-Who is the Canadian Prime Minister?
-Who is Druski?
-Malfoy finds his wand on White Lotus.
-WWE Raw - Roman Reigns Returns! The road to WrestleMania roars on.
-New MLB shit hats.
-Full breakdown of NFL Tampering Period/Free Agency!
-Aaron Rodgers sweepstakes!
Tuesday Mar 04, 2025
Make Greenland A Landfill, Respectfully
Tuesday Mar 04, 2025
Tuesday Mar 04, 2025
Table It Podcast addresses the nation live with a new episode tonight.
-Quick rundown on the tariff situation and what we have to say about that.
-A solution to the floating garbage island.
-LeBron hits 50k.
-Hookahs and hookah culture with Luca Doncic.
-Pope watch!
-NFL roster news - Davante hits FA, Saquon secures the bag and quick rundown on the NFL Combine.
Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
There's Fluoride In The Taps at Ole Miss
Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
It's been a big few day on the internet, we're here to boil it down for you.
-Hooters is filing for bankruptcy - sad day, bad day.
-The cops might blow the Luigi CEO Killer Kase.
-Dallas Mavericks visit the LA Lakers and Luca does his thing.
-RFK Jr. Impressions.
-SEC Burners are on fire - sucks to be that guy.
-NFL News - Aaron Rodgers hostage situation and what is up with Matt Stafford?
The fluoride burns my hands.
Thursday Feb 20, 2025
NHL 4 Nations Tournament No Time To Die
Thursday Feb 20, 2025
Thursday Feb 20, 2025
It's a special live intermission report episode of Table It Podcast!
-We report live between the periods and past regulation to give you the what is up with the final Championship Game of the 4 Nations Tournament!
-Pretty fun episode and it's hockey heavy let's go!
-Wrap up with a bit of news, full transition into discussion on the James Bond series and where we think it should go.

What does it mean to Table It?
It means to get things done.
It means breaking it down.
At least that's what we're saying.
We'll be bringing NFL news and bet lines to the table every week, with interesting perspectives and hot takes.
It's going to be two dudes trying to beat the bookies, talking trash on each other, and likely having a good time.
Get on the table, let's go.