Table It
A NFL football gambling podcast made by people, for people! Hosts Neeso & Gerty ramble on about what’s going on weekly in the NFL, and figure out ways to beat the bookie. The boys will break down the weekly game slates, look into league futures and talk shop about fantasy football.
Episodes
Wednesday Feb 12, 2025
NFL Post Super Bowl. Who Asked Why?
Wednesday Feb 12, 2025
Wednesday Feb 12, 2025
Get that post Big Game clarity with the boys at Table It podcast!
-Get ready to go fast and turn left for Daytona 500 this weekend.
-Breakdown on the crazy happenings of Spanish reality tv.
-Greek philosophy and what the hell any of those dudes were even doing.
-NFL News as the official offseason looms.
-Breakdown on the Super Bowl, Phily kicks the shit out of KC despite not knowing how to read.
-Kendrick Lamar and how to solve the halftime show crisis.
Tuesday Feb 04, 2025
NFL Super Bowl Week. Huffin' Gas at the Big Game
Tuesday Feb 04, 2025
Tuesday Feb 04, 2025
It's here and it's time for the big game this weekend, NFL Super Bowl Weekend is here. Coming live from Radio Row in New Orleans:
-A look at local news - Tariffs are in then they're out.
-New business ventures - is huffin' the future?
-WWE Royal Rumble recap - winners and losers.
-Pat Riley literally owns the trademark for Three-peat.
-NFL News - Kupp and Garrett trades, Justin Tucker is on the Masseuse Exempt List.
-New bets, Swiftie Specials and predictions for the big game this weekend - KC Chiefs vs. Philadelphia Eagles.
xoxo Table It
Tuesday Jan 28, 2025
NFL Conference Championships. Doing Bits in an Opium Den
Tuesday Jan 28, 2025
Tuesday Jan 28, 2025
The Table It boys are workshopping some new bits for a new episode today.
-What happened to all the Opium Dens?
-Using AI generators for new bits.
-Why the hell do video games take so long to make?
-The fats are getting blocked from Lyfts.
-Everything is darkness in the NFL - Chiefs win again to rematch the Eagles. What the hell are we even doing here?
Blake Lively burp and fart in your face xoxo
Wednesday Jan 22, 2025
NFL Conference Championship. Nail Your Head to the Ground
Wednesday Jan 22, 2025
Wednesday Jan 22, 2025
Find your way to the dark web with Table It Podcast.
-Quick talk on what's going on with Trumps return to office. Elon Musk is a weirdo, Zuck is a cyborg, Bezos is a bond villian.
-We ask to Pardoned in advance for talking smack on the billionaires.
-Complete run down on NFL Divisional Weekend - the evil empire Chiefs march on, the Ravens blow it, is Josh Allen our saviour?
-Full preview and new bets for NFL Conference Championship Weekend - help us Josh Allen you're our only hope.
xoxo Table It Podcast
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
NFL Divisional Playoffs. How Many is Too Many?
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Hop back on the saddle with the lads at Table It Podcast.
-The TikTok ban is incoming, get your affairs in order with the new Chinese Government owned apps.
-Some lady got bamboozled by a fake Brad Pitt account - we give you the tips to avoid such scams.
-Some bird went for the all time record and we are disgusted.
-NFL Wildcard weekend review of our terrible bets.
-Full review of Divisional Weekend let's all pull for something.
Tuesday Jan 07, 2025
NFL Wild Card Weekend. Being 100 Must Be Confusing
Tuesday Jan 07, 2025
Tuesday Jan 07, 2025
New Year, Worse Us. Welcome to 2025 with Table It Podcast!
-Get caught up with the boys final 2024 NFL Season records, they rock!
-Chat up about the what the hell is going on at Fox Sports and cans.
-Review of WWE first night on Netflix.
-The rollercoaster ride that is the Canadian government and Trudeau's exit.
-RIP Jimmy Carter.
-New bets and full review of NFL Super Wildcard Weekend for the people.
Tuesday Dec 24, 2024
NFL Week 17. Pull My Finger, It's Christmas
Tuesday Dec 24, 2024
Tuesday Dec 24, 2024
It's a Christmas Special episode of Table It Podcast for all those that celebrate!
-A bunch of rambling discussion on what's going on in the world this holiday season.
-What new movies you should see and why Russ Crowe is a certified bad ass.
-Lee Harvey Luigi's mugshots.
-Quick recap on our terrible Week 16 bets.
-Full new slate of Week 17 bets by the lads.
xoxo Table It
Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
NFL Week 16. The Balance Willl Budget Itself
Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
Table It returns after charging the batteries for the holiday home stretch.
-Big talks about the abundance of drones throughout NY and NJ.
-Canadian crap - we made the postal guys go back to work and the federal government drove drunk through a 40 billion dollar guardrail.
-The enigma of having the audacity to put out a hype up documentary while being the most insufferable quarterback alive.
-Review of all our bets from Week 14 and 15 plus the State of the Union of our records going into the final push of regular season.
-New bets for NFL Week 16 from Neeso, Gerty and the Lock of the Week.
Who farted?
Tuesday Dec 03, 2024
NFL Week 14. Brains Become Hole
Tuesday Dec 03, 2024
Tuesday Dec 03, 2024
Unwind after a long thanksgiving with a new episode of Table It Podcast.
-We advocate to get pardoned by big government.
-College Football Rivalry Weekend and how we should plant more flags.
-Aaron Rodgers insanity grows to new depths.
-Scottie Pippin is an asshole.
-Hole talk.
-That fat rapper.
-NFL Week 13 gets a total rundown.
-Gerty, Neeso and the Lock of the Week strike again with new Week 14 bets.
Wednesday Nov 27, 2024
NFL Week 13. Thankful for Black Out Wednesday
Wednesday Nov 27, 2024
Wednesday Nov 27, 2024
Clear the table this Thanksgiving for Table It Podcast duh.
-Practice a safe Black Out Wednesday on the eve of Thanksgiving.
-Stay away from maniacs near the CVS in Arizona.
-Kamala popped back up from the drunk tank.
-Redskins logo return imminent?
-Drake sues and the state of affairs in the rap game.
Be thankful for football, Table It Podcast and live, laugh and love.

What does it mean to Table It?
It means to get things done.
It means breaking it down.
At least that's what we're saying.
We'll be bringing NFL news and bet lines to the table every week, with interesting perspectives and hot takes.
It's going to be two dudes trying to beat the bookies, talking trash on each other, and likely having a good time.
Get on the table, let's go.