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Another day at the office with the boys at Table It podcast.
-Justin Tucker has been released for football reasons.
-People need to cool down about prank calls.
-We were not invited to the Met Gala, again.
-Alcatraz is back up with a Trump Hotel.
-The Kentucky Derby recap and selling horse muk.
-Hopefully GTA 6 comes out before we die.
*The Horse Seaman

Get back in action - Gerty and Neeso are back off break and a lot of shit happened while we were gone.
-The boys settle the debate about 100 men versus 1 gorilla.
-The pope is dead. The Vatican Draft is officially open.
-Canada Election happened - everyone is an idiot around here.
-Bill Billichick might be tangled up with a bad lady.
-Shannon Sharpe is in deep. AB tweets why him and Big Ben have bad blood.
-WrestleMania 41 Recap. NBA and NHL Playoffs are in high heat.
-The NFL Draft has concluded. The Browns are idiots. The Giants maybe smart. Joe Flacco is the man though.
Tell everyone the boys are back in town.

NFL New 2025 season is back on the menu. Table It Podcast is here to please.
-Who is the Canadian Prime Minister?
-Who is Druski?
-Malfoy finds his wand on White Lotus.
-WWE Raw - Roman Reigns Returns! The road to WrestleMania roars on.
-New MLB shit hats.
-Full breakdown of NFL Tampering Period/Free Agency!
-Aaron Rodgers sweepstakes! 

Table It Podcast addresses the nation live with a new episode tonight.
-Quick rundown on the tariff situation and what we have to say about that.
-A solution to the floating garbage island.
-LeBron hits 50k.
-Hookahs and hookah culture with Luca Doncic.
-Pope watch!
-NFL roster news - Davante hits FA, Saquon secures the bag and quick rundown on the NFL Combine.

It's been a big few day on the internet, we're here to boil it down for you.
-Hooters is filing for bankruptcy - sad day, bad day.
-The cops might blow the Luigi CEO Killer Kase.
-Dallas Mavericks visit the LA Lakers and Luca does his thing.
-RFK Jr. Impressions.
-SEC Burners are on fire - sucks to be that guy.
-NFL News - Aaron Rodgers hostage situation and what is up with Matt Stafford?
The fluoride burns my hands.

It's a special live intermission report episode of Table It Podcast!
-We report live between the periods and past regulation to give you the what is up with the final Championship Game of the 4 Nations Tournament!
-Pretty fun episode and it's hockey heavy let's go!
-Wrap up with a bit of news, full transition into discussion on the James Bond series and where we think it should go. 

Get that post Big Game clarity with the boys at Table It podcast!
-Get ready to go fast and turn left for Daytona 500 this weekend.
-Breakdown on the crazy happenings of Spanish reality tv.
-Greek philosophy and what the hell any of those dudes were even doing.
-NFL News as the official offseason looms.
-Breakdown on the Super Bowl, Phily kicks the shit out of KC despite not knowing how to read.
-Kendrick Lamar and how to solve the halftime show crisis. 

It's here and it's time for the big game this weekend, NFL Super Bowl Weekend is here. Coming live from Radio Row in New Orleans:
-A look at local news - Tariffs are in then they're out. 
-New business ventures - is huffin' the future?
-WWE Royal Rumble recap - winners and losers.
-Pat Riley literally owns the trademark for Three-peat. 
-NFL News - Kupp and Garrett trades, Justin Tucker is on the Masseuse Exempt List.
-New bets, Swiftie Specials and predictions for the big game this weekend - KC Chiefs vs. Philadelphia Eagles.
xoxo Table It

The Table It boys are workshopping some new bits for a new episode today.
-What happened to all the Opium Dens?
-Using AI generators for new bits.
-Why the hell do video games take so long to make?
-The fats are getting blocked from Lyfts.
-Everything is darkness in the NFL - Chiefs win again to rematch the Eagles. What the hell are we even doing here?
Blake Lively burp and fart in your face xoxo

Find your way to the dark web with Table It Podcast.
-Quick talk on what's going on with Trumps return to office. Elon Musk is a weirdo, Zuck is a cyborg, Bezos is a bond villian.
-We ask to Pardoned in advance for talking smack on the billionaires.
-Complete run down on NFL Divisional Weekend - the evil empire Chiefs march on, the Ravens blow it, is Josh Allen our saviour? 
-Full preview and new bets for NFL Conference Championship Weekend - help us Josh Allen you're our only hope.
xoxo Table It Podcast